Mandee's Musings
Like Chicken.
Someone used the phrase, "Running around like a chicken with it's head cut off" the other day. And I had a chuckle. As twisted as it is, watching headless chicken run around sans it's head, can be kind of funny, in a seriously dark way. And if you are a child when you witness said act, it could cause trauma and thousands of dollars in therapy. Just sayin'.
Anyway then I thought about a human being running around all headless and I was entertained. Then OI thought, how would one become headless in a way that would leave you running around? Oh! I know! T-Rex!
You may of may not already know this, but I have an irrational fear of Dinosaurs*. So immediately anything bad that happens inexplicably, I blame Dinosaurs. So of course that's how one would end up headless and running around. It was dark, and the T-Rex was all still and you didn't notice it then BAM! It takes off your head! And thus you are running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
*I know what you're thinking! "Dinosaurs aren't real" Yes, yes they are. Fossils and science have proved it. Now you're thinking "But they're extinct". No. They. Are. Not. I give you exhibits A-E: Crocodiles, Alligators, Giant SeaTurtles, Giant Squid and Nessy**! THE END.
Someone used the phrase, "Running around like a chicken with it's head cut off" the other day. And I had a chuckle. As twisted as it is, watching headless chicken run around sans it's head, can be kind of funny, in a seriously dark way. And if you are a child when you witness said act, it could cause trauma and thousands of dollars in therapy. Just sayin'.
| Like this, only more headless and bloody |
You may of may not already know this, but I have an irrational fear of Dinosaurs*. So immediately anything bad that happens inexplicably, I blame Dinosaurs. So of course that's how one would end up headless and running around. It was dark, and the T-Rex was all still and you didn't notice it then BAM! It takes off your head! And thus you are running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
| Yipes! |
*I know what you're thinking! "Dinosaurs aren't real" Yes, yes they are. Fossils and science have proved it. Now you're thinking "But they're extinct". No. They. Are. Not. I give you exhibits A-E: Crocodiles, Alligators, Giant SeaTurtles, Giant Squid and Nessy**! THE END.
** What do you mean you don't know who Nessy is! The Lochness Monster! DUH! You really need to get out more.
Ive seen some ny cockroaches that are probably dinosaurs. They have that wisdom in the eyes look.
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