Someone used the phrase, "Running around like a chicken with it's head cut off" the other day. And I had a chuckle. As twisted as it is, watching headless chicken run around sans it's head, can be kind of funny, in a seriously dark way. And if you are a child when you witness said act, it could cause trauma and thousands of dollars in therapy. Just sayin'.
|Like this, only more headless and bloody|
You may of may not already know this, but I have an irrational fear of Dinosaurs*. So immediately anything bad that happens inexplicably, I blame Dinosaurs. So of course that's how one would end up headless and running around. It was dark, and the T-Rex was all still and you didn't notice it then BAM! It takes off your head! And thus you are running around like a chicken with its head cut off.
*I know what you're thinking! "Dinosaurs aren't real" Yes, yes they are. Fossils and science have proved it. Now you're thinking "But they're extinct". No. They. Are. Not. I give you exhibits A-E: Crocodiles, Alligators, Giant SeaTurtles, Giant Squid and Nessy**! THE END.
** What do you mean you don't know who Nessy is! The Lochness Monster! DUH! You really need to get out more.